I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Choking the Mermaid

Pinching the clitoris while urinating

She was choking the mermaid

by The Bard April 23, 2022

Choking On His/Her Corn

Excessive vomiting after a night of extreme drinking, prior to which you ate a big meal.

After last nights party Becka spent an hour choking on his/her corn.

by Hera Rose September 7, 2014

Stick 'n Choke

a fucked up karate move. you can also use the word to make yourself laugh.

bro 1: "yo, stick 'n choke"
bro 2: "hahahhah bor, im deaddd"

by MalleBalle March 13, 2018

choke

when you drop an anticipated activity you were suppose to do, usually because you were too stressed/anxious/scared/lazy.

expression from Quebec that is also used when speaking french.

did you go on the date with x finally?
no, I choked!

you better come to the party with me tonight! don't choke!

I wanted to have this haircut, but I choked.

I'm always choking when it comes to tattoos.

by clubmate July 5, 2016

Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose

“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

Death Choke

Where you an a group of friends start joking around and laughing, until you, or a friend start choking from laughing so hard. Then after you or your friend stops choking, they make a stone cold face like they just died

Oh wow, she just death choked..

by BrookieRose24 July 5, 2016