masturbated and came

A phrase said when somebody posts or shows a picture of a woman. The phrase however mostly used on women, is not exclusive to be used on beautiful people, humans or animated objects for that matter. It can also be used on gory images and/or sickening.
The phrase can be used on just about anything that would give some, some sexual pleasure.
The phrase was first used on iSONEWS and later on Something Awful forums.

image of Tubgirl is posted and a reply is: Hawt chick! Masturbated and came.

a female poster posts a picture of herself, and a reply is "Masturbated and came, more pics please, naked preferrably"

"Not enough gore in the video. But still, masturbated and came!!"

by Cloud002 January 27, 2007

cameljockey

any male of Arbic orgin that rides a camel or any gay arbic

Cameljockey's were making love while riding a camel across the mohomick dessert at sun set.

by djs3874 February 11, 2010

camel

to very quickly drink vast quantities of any kind of liquid

"Holy shit! you just camelled that 26"

You: You know what time it is?
Friend: 9:35?
You: No, it's CAMEL TIME!!!

by bassiibear November 22, 2010

camel enamel cunt fluff pie

when a camel with an enormous bush squirts in your mouth and erodes away the enamel from your teeth.

the other day, a camel gave me a camel enamel cunt fluff pie. i then had to go get the enamel on my teeth fixed.

by jdibanez02 April 2, 2007

camel jockey

Typically of the Muslim descent, but recently it has been found that all Middle-Eastern people are camel jockeys. They are known to wear turbans and shitty ass robes, also many have poor hi-gene due to the fact of limited resources and very little money. They also enjoy harassing other countries by committing glorious suicide for their bull shit religion.

Camel jockey

by secguy June 28, 2010

camel

An ugly female that you ride to get out of the desert. Similar to A Moped. Be careful, as they are very protective of their rider, they will not let any other female around him for fear of losing their jockey.

Dude, I'm dying. I haven't got laid in three months.

Bro, you need a Camel to get out of the Desert!

(Next Day)--

Sweet, I got some ass last night, but now I can't get her out of my apartment.

by Cece June 18, 2005

Camel Toe Wednesday

A day of the week known regionally for overweight women in too-tight pants. Often in gyms, Wal-Marts, or "jogging", Camel Toes are seen when cotton or a polycotton blend shorts or pants are worn too-high or they are simply too tight, creating a "in the front wedgie" for women. (Not to be confused with Camel Tails, in men) Camel toes are not rare, you'll see them on any given day of the week, often in High School P.E classes. But Camel Toe Wednesday is a celebration of the disguting-ness of said Camel Toes. Often referred to as CTW.

One: Look at the Camel Toe on that girl! *points to girl across gym*
Two: Yeah! That's huge! Good thing it's Camel Toe Wednesday!
One: CTW! *high fives Two*

by Visit My Restaurant Arco Gas August 3, 2010