Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field

kevin the carrot is literally a goat

by big fat tubby December 30, 2022

Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."

by Minker1 December 01, 2017

bagged carrots

A blow job code name

“Hey wanna go bagged carrots?”

by Hamburgerhelper965 July 13, 2019

Carrot top

A black man that has bleached his hair to orange and is just another bitch

He isn't anything but just another carrot top.

by Thatguysfunny1891 July 16, 2021

Carrot top

A person with red hair.

“Kimmy is such a carrot top”

by THEDINOSAURMAN February 07, 2021

Carrot top

When a redhead gives you oral sex.

Hey! Remember that ginger from the party last night? She gave me carrot top!

by Daviddozer16 May 11, 2021

Carrot top

A little ginger who lies about there age and they look like a leprechaun but they flash people

Oh look there’s the short annoying carrot top

by Tablecow7777777 May 26, 2021