Bullshit

When Julia likes Ian for no other reason other than that hes cute.

Fuck this bullshit

by mmhgndvfkjnbg January 29, 2020

Bullshit as usual

Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.

Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.

Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.

A: So what is your agenda for today?

B: You know, just business as usual...

A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*

(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)

by pesticidko April 3, 2020

bullshit

jake paul

jake paul is bullshit

by payton moormeier lover February 23, 2020

Bullshit

Slang for something that makes you angry and is overall terrible

Jeff: Mrs Weller gave us 7 pages of homework for one night it’s complete bullshit! Dom: god that’s bullshit

by Sir Douche IV March 22, 2020

Crippling Bullshit

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)

Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.

by Name Fart March 24, 2020

Hypothetical bullshit

The what if kind of bullshit.

If you want to bring up something that matters, I'll be here, if you want to bring up more hypothetical bullshit, I'm an unborn ghost that nobody ever thought about before.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Credible bullshit

Bullshit, but you can fact check it

We were arguing, and I won with some credible bullshit.

by morganpigorgan June 24, 2020