boston burrito

Gettin' a fuckin' suck job while takin' a turd.

"Hey Dorothy, sorry about the splashback in yer eye!"

by Jesus Murphbag August 19, 2003

Boston Cream Pie

cum in a girls mouth
take a shit on her mouth

have her drop the shit and jizz from her mouth in your mouth back and forth

dude yesterday me and Krista went so hardcore then we did the sexiest boston cream pie nigga

by Negro fuck October 16, 2009

boston teabag

a sexual move where a man covers his testicles in custard before inserting them inside a woman's (or another man's, i suppose) mouth, who then draws forth from the aforementioned bag in a succulent manner.

dude, did you make it with shelly last night?

yeah, totally. gave her a boston teabag and everything.
really? where'd you get the custard?

i raided the krispy kreme case at the circle k.
sweet. i'll have to remember that.

by smarmogoyf May 17, 2011

Boston Marathon

When you get explosive diarea, esp when running.

I was jogging and I Boston Marathoned my pants

by Crown Princess Bitch April 25, 2015

boston waffle

When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITHOUT PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.

That guy gave one hell of a Boston Waffle to that bitch!

by ColdShadow April 30, 2016

Boston Tea Party

A party consisting of several men teabagging the living SHIT out of each other.

Hey man! Boston Tea Party at the new Gay Bar!!
LETS GO MAN I COULD GO FOR SOME TESTICULAR ACTION!!

by Chief DAnkus September 29, 2005

boston tea party

you and another guy are fucking a chick (one dude per hole) right before you cum you each pull out and cum all over her pussy and ass, then you both cram your balls into the hole that you were fucking, thats the boston tea party

me and griff griff gave lowry's mom the boston tea party

by g money 82 July 22, 2009