Beat around the bush

When you have such copious amounts of pubic hair, that you have to reach around your bush to pull your monkey, causing an inconvenient delay.

Big Easy: Yo bro, my wife won’t let me smash so I’ve had to tug on my rope lately. It’s also no shave November, so I’ve had to beat around the bush.

Tyrant: When you say beating around the bush, you mean like delaying the shaving of your man shrubs?

Big Easy: No I literally have to beat around my bush. I got more hair down there than Rapunzel.

Tyrant: Sounds like a hairy situation.

by Stoney69 November 30, 2019

Tweet Beat

A game played on the TWiF podcast where Martin Sargent asks Sarah Lane which of two words was tweeted more over the last 24 hours.

"Which has a higher Tweet Beat: I hate Star Trek OR I hate Glenn Beck"

"Which has a higher Tweet Beat :Michael J. Fox OR Boston Red Sox"

by orangeguy81 August 9, 2009

donkey beatdown

in an orgy, when all the dudes donkey punch one chick at the same time

your girl is mad at us because we gave her a donkey beatdown last night

by masterbrad August 17, 2010

Carpet beating

The act of having intercourse with a woman vaginally in a very violent and rough way.

Sally: I just came back from Alejandro's house.
Jess: how was it?
Sally: he gave my carpet a beating.

Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating

by Dr. Vaginastien November 3, 2010

Epic Beatdown

When you're beating / winning against your opponent so hard and easily, that it becomes an epic fail for him

Rambo's fight against the russian army in First Blood Part II is an epic beatdown.

by Snusfinder General November 28, 2010

i beat my daddy's meat

When a girl beats her boyfriend/husbands dick so he cums

I beat my daddy's meat last night mmmm his di*k so big 😍

by JK_love😍 June 18, 2017

Sacramento Egg Beater

While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.

Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater

by MCRT629 April 19, 2009