basedgod

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by basedbitchh October 30, 2011

Base

Opposite of peak. Good luck or fortune. When something goes down that is good on your behalf, base for you. When something goes down that is good for someone else, base for them.

"Gerald scored a fit bird, base for him."

"Just found a tenner, base for me"

by Samalam24 May 28, 2017

55th base

when two women make a plan to rape a fat man but half way through the rape the women start fucking each other while the fat man jacks off while watching them

dude 1: i got to 55th base last night
dude 2: you don't look that fat to me.

by squidworth May 2, 2009

third base coach

1. {Wingman} i.e. the friend who helps you meet and hook up with the pretty girl while distracting her from any and all forces of cockblockery

You should dance with that girl.

Can't. I promised my buddy I'd be his third base coach tonight. I have to get that kid laid.

by thirdrock February 15, 2005

baseball

The best game ever created. A game that takes exceptional athleticism, exceptional knowledge of the game, and intelligence. The only sport in which you can succeed 30% of the time and be considered great. That in itself shows how difficult of a sport it is to play. Many people argue that hitting a baseball is the most difficult thing to do in all of sports. Now whether you disagree or agree, there is no question that hitting a 90+ MPH baseball is extremely difficult and takes a great amount of skill. Not to mention the ball can curve, cut, sink, slide, etc. Also, throwing a baseball is one of the most unnatural things that your body can do, and throwing it with great velocity is a very special thing that very few can do. The most difficult sport to play (except maybe for golf) by far. Anybody can pick up a basketball or a football and be decent at it without ever practicing, that does not apply in baseball. You either can play the game, or you can't. Bottomline: it is America's favorite pastime and always will be. It's more than just a game, it's a way of life.

Derek Jeter is one of the greatest hitters in baseball in recent memory.

by pabdbomb September 15, 2008

hoe base

A sum of hoes from which you may pick for a booty call when sexually frustrated.

"Dude, now that you're single again you have to start building back up your hoe base"

by trevorhardin June 21, 2014

Vampire Baseball

The sport that was created by Stephanie Meyer for the Twilight saga because she couldn't think of anything. It is utter fail and cannot be compared to the creativity and uniqueness of Quidditch.

"This is so boring and stupid"
"I know, it's like Vampire Baseball"

by LunaBeiFong January 11, 2009