Ballet mother

Anxious parent of ballet student daughter, usually with acute control issues. Will lock the kitchen when she goes out, in case the swan-princess makes a dash for the cocktail chipolatas and can't be squeezed into her tutu for the class concert. Hates other people's children, and wants to keep her own daughter a child forever. Needless to say daughter is so busy battling self-esteem issues and eating disorders she never dances a step after the age of 10.

Paige: "Wow! Tracey's mum's a real ballet mother."
Diane: "Yeah, apparently she makes Tracey sleep in the splits and only lets her have cotton-wool for breakfast."
Paige: "Cool!"

by He-Evelyn January 28, 2014

balling dirt

the act of rubbing your hands together really fast to ball up the dirt that has accumulated on my hands

*balls dirt*
"what are you doing, your getting the dirt off your hands, and it looks weird"
"balling dirt, its not weird, its sanitary(not really)"

by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020

cock-ballin

to joke or kid with another person

1. dude i have a 12 inch cock
2. dude are you cock-ballin me

by logan_mofo February 19, 2009

breast-balling

You have a ridiculously huge source of funds to cater to your endless fantasies of having the most appealing breast appearance in your social cliche.

Wow, did you see Brittany at the game last Tuesday?

Yeah bro, shes breast-balling. (See above)

by ilikeprincessluna74 July 23, 2013

lint balling

When a man throws rope in a girls belly button.

Christina was not happy that Jonny gave her a lint balling!

by HamBone1981 August 5, 2017

Disco balling

The act of gluing sequins or glitter to one’s testicles.

She was into some really weird fetishes , such as disco balling and teabagging

by Razorsharpwitwarrior October 12, 2017

Crystal balling

When you get sucked off by a bald girl or a girl with a shaved head

"It was awesome, she had no hair, I was crystal balling"

by Cornish panda September 7, 2018