lady burrito

The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.

S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.

by legendsword2 March 13, 2018

Blazin burrito

one pissed off Mexican. or spic for tht matter

Billy: Holy shit, look at Juan!
Evan: Jesus fuck, his eyes are red!
Billy: Man, that's one Blazin Burrito

by ilikecheesepenis April 02, 2009

burrito monster

"A curly-haired IT professional with an insatiable appetite for burritos and dank memes

Who would win? Burrito Monster or 3 Bay City Bombers?

by Orophin_Px2 October 22, 2017

bunny burrito

a bunny wrapped like a burrito in a cloth/towel

This is how to safely wrap up your pet rabbit in a “bunny burrito” to administer oral medications.

by iambek January 18, 2022

Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck

"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."

by bangkokbananahammock May 27, 2015

taco bell burrito

A really ugly hispanic girl who somehow is passed around by all the guys.

Damn, she ugly but she been with like 20 dudes. She's like a taco bell burrito.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023

lo mein burrito

A tongue up the butthole

She gave him a lo mein burrito last night.

by HandsomeDickly2678 September 11, 2022