A Bulgarian Burrito is a delicious treat, it’s created by taking toilet paper and then poop, pee, cum, blood, and saliva. Then wrap it up in the toilet paper and enjoy.
“Hey Dylan! Do you want to go down to the corner store and get some Bulgarian Burritos?”
“Sure, I’d love to!”
“Sure, I’d love to!”
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Get the Chicken Burrito mug.1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
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Get the Burrito mug.Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.
Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
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