oyster breath

it's what you get when all you do is eat seafood and smelly filthy minge all your life

"you're mum breathed on me the other day she has the worst case of oyster breath in the world"

by king cozer January 3, 2009

who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

Gar-lick Breath

When a man eats lunch at Olive Garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. After he gets home, he masturbates which makes his penis garlicky. Then he gets a blowjob and it makes the women get garlic breath

Man: Oh honey! You've got gar-lick breath
Women: Sorry

by cambronshinn December 1, 2010

let it breathe

When people are on your dick so much that it starts to run out of oxygen and you need to just let it breathe.

Man did you see Frank hit that shot? Let it breathe.

Damn Danny just dom'd that game. Let it breathe

Damn Kobe shit that bitch. Let it breathe.

Where did you get all that gwop? Let it breathe.

Danica's was game time. Let it breahte.

by Goon Status December 22, 2008

I can’t breathe

An extraordinary way to say ‘i love you’ or ‘i love you too’. It might be confusing at first but it is sometimes used by people who cringes at the phrase ‘i love you’. Or they just want to be unique. It is also used in a movie about a couple.

Her: I love you
Him: I can’t breathe
Her: What do you mean?
Him: I mean I love you too...

by Anonymous Loving Creature April 3, 2019

jizz breathing dragon

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.

"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."

by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 21, 2014

Lamb's Breath

A potent variety of Marijuana characterized by it's dark purple color and milky undertone.

"I got my Lamb's Breath, and I got my two Jooses. Now all I need is a way to the Nickelback show. Yeeaaah!"

by Divisionbear May 10, 2009