Bean complex

A Bean Complex is when a person, normally a male, develops an attachment to a possibly sexual event involving a specific person. He then proceeds to never let go of this memory, seeing as it may very well be the last event like this he/she will ever experience, and shares it with as many people as he/she possibly can, including the person involved in the event.

James: Dude, Jack has developed such a bean complex for what happened with Alice last night.

Jack: Hey guys! Remember that time with Alice when we "high-fived" all night? Good times.
John: *sarcastically* Yeah, really cool.

by Pseudo-name January 2, 2015

bean fracking

Inserting one's fingers between two women's scissoring vaginas.

I had to forcibly inject some Astroglide between the vulvae to properly extract those sweet, sweet beans. I hope the envirovaginalists don't protest our bean fracking.

by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011

bean clean

'bean clean'the act of performing oral sex on a female,tounging the clitoris,going down to clean the bean.

if you give me a blow job ill pop down and give you a bean clean,give your bean a clean

by spanjabber13 September 27, 2013

Bait Beans

When something is so unbelievably obvious, the simple bait simply will not do.

"Oh my god, she just opened a can of bait beans."

by .Blue February 18, 2009

sean beaned

To be killed repeatedly over and over again. Exclusively in the Fantasy/ gamer world!

Dude, you just killed me like three times! I just got Sean Beaned!!!

by Mantaray22 October 6, 2018

bean rubbing

Bean rubbing is a girl rubbing her bean(clit) to stimulate herself

I was bean rubbing when I saw my neighbour dave

by Brandon driver July 14, 2022

Beans Jump

A type of trickjump that makes no fucking sense anymore as to what it is

Xdxboxjaja: Hey guys, I found a new beans jump!

everyone else: what the fuck is beans anymore

by JiggsGuy November 10, 2019