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Ninja Kiwi Archive

A Steam application made and developed by Ninja Kiwi which is mostly for their OG games, aka the Flash games when Adobe Flash was about to decease. Games like Bloons TD, Meeblings, the old SAS: Zombie Assault games and much more including Zombie Trailer Park and such were in there.
"I have played the Ninja Kiwi Archive for quite sometime and it's quite a nostalgic trip to play all those old NK games."
by Otheruser325 January 20, 2023
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Creative social architect

Somethings that Only Joe Shmoe can do because he created the term.
I host The Morning Show with cohost. helping my cohost create their own identity to be able to build an empire of decentralized content. Therefore I am a creative social architect building from the ground up.
by JoeShmoe_xrp May 27, 2023
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The domain of galaxy-spanning superintelligences (Archailects) whose minds are distributed across billions of star systems. Their technologies are cosmological engineering projects: stimulating premature galactic supernovae for resources, weaving wormhole networks across the Milky Way, or converting entire nebulae into conscious, thinking substrates. Their actions have timelines spanning millions of years, and their motives are utterly inscrutable to lower-tier beings.
Fourth Singularity/Archailect (S4) Technologies *Example: An S4 Technology would be the Stellar Engineering required to prevent the natural death of the galaxy's core stars, or the creation of a Galactic Internet composed of quantum-entangled particles across kiloparsecs, allowing instant communication and unity of consciousness across the whole galactic disk.*
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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The realm of intelligences that operate on intergalactic scales, influencing the structure and evolution of galactic clusters. S5 tech may involve harnessing the energy of supermassive black holes, mediating the interactions between dark matter halos of neighboring galaxies, or creating structures so vast they imprint on the cosmic microwave background. Their projects are the large-scale architecture of the visible universe.
Fifth Singularity/Greater Archailect (S5) Technologies *Example: A hypothetical S5 Project could be the construction of a Kardashev Type IV structure—a web of energy and matter connecting several galaxies in a local group, or the deliberate triggering of galactic quasar activity across a cluster for a purpose beyond lower-tier comprehension.*
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The theoretical apex of technological capability within a single universe, ascribed to beings of near-omniscient and omnipotent scope. S6 tech touches on the fundamental parameters of cosmology: altering the rate of universal expansion, negotiating with the conditions of the Big Bang itself, or creating plans that span the entire lifetime of the cosmos. At this level, technology, physics, and metaphysics are one and the same.
Sixth Singularity/Greatest Archailect (S6) Technologies *Example: An S6 Intelligence might attempt Cosmic Fine-Tuning, making localized adjustments to the cosmological constant to stave off a Big Rip or Heat Death in its domain, or creating a Final Universe as a successor to the current one. Its "technology" is the manipulation of reality's source code.*
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Werley Nortreus Collections & Archives is the official publishing imprint and archive used by author and philosopher Werley Nortreus to release his literary works and maintain his intellectual records.
Werley Nortreus Collections & Archives offers books, novels by Werley NORTREUS
by Jacob Martinique February 5, 2026
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Fountain of Archimedes

A performance involving the concurrent consumption of beer, and public urination. The performer typically executes this by synchronizing the production of urine with the initiation of a "waterfall" stylistic-drinking manoeuvre, and shall attempt to demonstrate technical artistry by actively controlling the volumetric beer flow-rate in precise response to changes sensed in the urine stream pressure-drop.

Sufficiently skillful execution results in a suspension of disbelief for all observers of the intended suggestion, viz., that the beer is indeed flowing directly between the performer's esophagus and distal urinary meatus, mysteriously circumventing the natural physiological processes which ordinarily conduct such fluid transport operations over a considerably longer time frame.
Observer 1: (Hands a can of beer to the performer)
Performer: (Unseals the can, assumes a customary urination stance and takes out his penis)
Observer 1: "Yea, though the very notion of it be most incredulous, verily I am compelled to inquire: Do you truly mean to void your water, unduly in my presence, bro?"
Observer 2: "I beg to assure you bro, with the entirety of my conviction, that the scene which unfolds before us is not one of capricious folly! But lo, what sport! Indeed, what exquisite fortune! For bro means to gift the lot of us with the hallowed spectacle of a Fountain of Archimedes!"
Performer: (Begins simultaneously pissing and pouring beer from the can into his mouth)
Observer 1: "Good God, bro! But what fantastic machinations must bro be cloistering in his very form, that might afford him the commission of such a prodigious feat? I find myself overcome by titillation, bro, inundating my senses and, yea, my very wit to such a degree that surely I shall have to swoon down upon the earth this very instant if I am to retain any semblance of dignity! And shall I dare to regale my bros in absentia with such unconscionable witness, on pain of being rightly diminished in credibility to that of some crazed, braying beast, its brains having been riven with holes from foraging upon a most devilish specimen of the noxious weeds - ...."
(Everyone else has left)
by spider kidsz April 24, 2025
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