Anal Eclair

An ass spread with whipped cream down the ass crack, and licked by another party.

Yummy. I love your Anal Eclair babe.

by John Saville October 28, 2014

Anal Slap

In the doggystyle position you pull out your erect penis and slap it on her asshole a few times causing her to tense up.

Randy Caught me off guard with that Anal Slap!

by Randall1978 March 13, 2015

anal winking

When you squeeze your butthole so it puckers and 'winks'.

Did you see that pornstar's anal winking?

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

anal shaming

The act of public humiliation by fucking them in the ass.

Cindy was caught cheating for the fifth time. Looks like her punishment this time is some good old fashioned anal shaming!

by Red1967 February 29, 2016

Anal Recovery Day

Also known as ARD. Anal recovery day is when a sick or PTO day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your anal region pummeled during sexual activity the evening prior. Time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.

HR: Good Morning HR department.

Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.

HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Anal Prolapse Day

On April 29th your anus shall prolapse

Hey why is somethin red coming out of my anus?
Bro, it's anal prolapse day.

by Trol Ler April 28, 2021

meta-anal

1. slang for metanalysis
2. analogical studies
3. psychological studies that are anal
4. anal-ness relating to itself

1. I researched the best meta-anal on treatment of adhd- damn was it cool.
2. I got a major in meta-analysis at Smith, what about you?
3. Damn, that meta-anal was sooooo uptight in its research.
4. Our conversation was so meta-anal

by EmRaMmY_PiNkY April 5, 2010