1. To go completely sexless for an extended period of time
2. Prediliction for spending lots of time with one's mother
2. Prediliction for spending lots of time with one's mother
by Prime Minister September 30, 2003
The bloody fecular dischage achieved after consuming of spicy or "hot" foods. Usuually the cause of a redish bowl stain due to blood, the almighty chocolate rain was once worshiped as a visitation of Plopulos, the god of human waste, by some pre-christian cultures.
by D_Jap March 24, 2008
it is when a woman is squiting vagina juices in your face, and you have to squint your eyes like a japanese man, and you wish you had goggles on to protect yourself.
when going down on a squirting woman, and you squint your eyes like a japanese person. it's as if you are wearing japanese rain goggles
by beta2 November 23, 2010
A sexual term made up by Charlie Sheen in season 10, episode 8, that a woman, Courtney, does to him.
Alan: "how'd you get the black eye?"
Charlie: "from the japanese rain goggles courtney gave me last night
Charlie: "from the japanese rain goggles courtney gave me last night
by muimhneach November 24, 2010
Originally coined by my late father who was angry about somebody on TV, it's a very versatile expression that conveys the absolute worst of a situation, person, place, or thing. Best used as a wisecrack or in total exasperation, disbelief, or disgust.
Ex 1) "Ugh, man ... she's uglier than a mudfence in the rain!"
Ex 2) "That makes about as much sense as a mud fence in the rain."
Ex 3) "Jesus, this country is falling apart like a mud fence in the rain!"
Ex 2) "That makes about as much sense as a mud fence in the rain."
Ex 3) "Jesus, this country is falling apart like a mud fence in the rain!"
by Sizemore December 02, 2005
Golden Rain; When you are sleeping on a bottom bunk of a bunk bed, and the person above wets themself so much that a shower begins to rain upon you.
Harry: Yo dude, that sleepover sucked at Tom's house!
Jeff: I know right? He gave me golden rain when I slept under his bunk!
Harry: Awww shit dawg that's disgusting I don't wanna know about that!
Jeff: I know right? He gave me golden rain when I slept under his bunk!
Harry: Awww shit dawg that's disgusting I don't wanna know about that!
by ObamaB!nLaden December 09, 2019
Albert pissed in Kristys mouth, and she spit it back in his face giving him a Japenese Rain Goggles.
by davefister November 23, 2010