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Alex

A stupid bitch boi who thinks his top shit but is really gay and tries to hide it by hanging out with boys who he touches while they sleep. His favorite punishment is when we wax his pubes while he sleeps, Alex is a rare specimen from Vietnam he is pure white also well known as the Shaved Gae Albino Gorilla.
Alex you fat nonce get your hand out of me you rapist grab one of your 8743 sisters instead!
by Wouldnt smash December 1, 2019
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Alex is a two time toe and ass eating champ and likes to have oral sex with hus cat in his freetime.
My cousin came over and my cat started walking weird fucking alex....
by Eric andres alien dad May 23, 2019
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Alex is a boy with bigger tiddies than Namjoon but not wonho. He is addicted to Kpop. He is a nerd.

He has long dark brown hair and has dark brown, almost black eyes. He has tan skin and he is average height. He is an average looking human.
by CuteUnicorn17 June 5, 2019
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A very gay man that can easily get men with cocks to dick him down. Secretly has a crush on dumb niggas
by Liberion June 13, 2019
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Alex is a fucking bully, he almost made me cry and kashoot myself
Ashlee: Alex

Alex: bye
by Alexhurtme August 18, 2019
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A really cute guy that has ADHD but is so nice uwu
"Alex makes me uwu~"
by anon thot September 2, 2019
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Alex is a sexy beast but when u get on his bad side he is quick to take someone's head off their shoulders and ready to rock anybody but when on his good side an amazing lover great kisser cuddles great and can grind all day and all night on his girl.
Hey are you dating alex? Why yessss I am.
by Thegoat19354w8 April 5, 2018
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