Queen of afters

She who will sit on a Vespa at the foot of Giordano Bruno and refuse to believe any night is over; a fierce believer that somewhere, somehow, there are always afters - and whose very willpower forces the world to answer.

You’ll know you’ve met the Queen of Afters when closing time feels like an opening act.

by LemonInPockets October 17, 2025

after-nought-o'clock

Period from 12:00 AM to 5:59 AM.

After-nought-o'clock.

by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025

mid-after-nought-o'clock

1- 3:00 AM.
2- The middle of the postmidnight.

Mid-after-nought-o'clock.

by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025

After

No I accused her of doing it with what I thought was evidence. She denied it but evidence continued to mount and I was reprimanded for trying to catch her. The invite was after and SHE ACCEPTED the invitate. So why would you accept an invite from someone who both accused you of fucking a retard and/or threatened to murder everyone?

Hym "After. It doesn't matter that I'm 'putting on a performance' because the fact that I have an unwanted audience and how that audience has chosen to interact with me is both conspiratorial and actively getting me killed. Dr. Zach at Prevea on Shawano knows what I'm talking about. Additionally, my ideas are better than yours. You don't have shit for fucking ideas other than STEAL FROM THE PEOPLE WITH IDEAS TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR INFERIOR MINDS AND THEN FUCK A FAT-COCK INSTEAD OF ME. THAT'S IT. That's the extent of your capacity for thought."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2025

After Kirk

The year after 2025 AD. After the passing of the prophet Charlie Kirk, the Catholic Church, after taking a lump sum of cash, decided to honor Charlie Kirk and turn the year 2026 AD into 1 AK (After Kirk). After even more money, the Catholic Church humbly decided to create hymns dedicated to Charlie Kirk; including but not limited to: We Are Charlie Kirk, How Dare They (For Charlie), and Charlie. The Catholic Church humbly, after even more money, created the KT (Kirky Testament).

Lucas: “Bro, my son was born in 1 AK (After Kirk), we are going to raise him to follow Kirktholicism.” (We gave the Catholic Church a lot of money to change their name).

by Jeffica3576 December 10, 2025

Chappy after dark

The drunken stupor and erratic texting of a chappy(chaplain) after 5pm. Typically starts out by telling everyone to fuck off, followed by a racist rant. Ending in a bible quote and telling everyone he loves them and passing out with his pants around his ankles and his belt around his neck.

I’ve never seen someone slur their text like chappy after dark.

by Palm Beach dragon slayer January 15, 2025

Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025