A complete metal and rock head. Would rather die then lose her boyfriend. Loves to have sex anywhere but especially in a car. Knows how to speak more then one language but still thinks shes stupid. Loves to play and meet all animals because everything is cute! Is short but still taller then 5 foot. Plays a bunch of instruments but doesn't like to practice them. Lazy as hell but doesn't care one bit.
by sickysuck November 18, 2019
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Guy 1: hey whos that cute girl over there?
Guy 2: oh thats alyssa *daydreams*
Guy 1: Man she’s beautiful, i think im gonna ask her out
Guy 2: *punches* HEY MAN! Thats my girl
Guy 2: oh thats alyssa *daydreams*
Guy 1: Man she’s beautiful, i think im gonna ask her out
Guy 2: *punches* HEY MAN! Thats my girl
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Get the Alyssa Loretta Earle mug.Huge, Gynormous, Fat, Gigantic, abnormally big, sickening huge or dreadfully obese, that it could make you blind and never want to see, again, ever.
That is an abyssal person, so fat, my eyes actually got hit from it from across the room, I think I'm blind, now, I can't see, noooooo!!!!
by Kung Faux Fahey September 3, 2007
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You wanna go out to a party with the girls in 421 tonight?
No way man, they got the Alyssa effect goin on in there, Mary just won't shut up about her friends at home.
No way man, they got the Alyssa effect goin on in there, Mary just won't shut up about her friends at home.
by they call me tater salad... October 22, 2010
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