Alabama Peanut

Nice try Watt

Watt missed some inside jokes when he wasn’t at school, one of them being the Alabama Peanut

by MrSwimGoggles October 19, 2019

Alabama Spittoon

The Alabama Spittoon is a sex act performed with your sister, or mother. You cum into her mouth, and she then spits it into her baby.

“Hey sis, wanna do the Alabama Spittoon?”
“Sure bro but I’ve gotta practice the angle first.”

by BloodyVibrator February 22, 2020

Alabama Mudslide

When the lady is taking a shit you proceed to eat her box, having covid is preferred due to lack of smell.

“Hey ole bag, wanna come over for an Alabama Mudslide?”

by Bangin Bart November 8, 2020

Alabama Glove Puppet

Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.

"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"

by battmerns March 10, 2021

Alabama white sauce

When you drink your sisters pussy juice

When a brother drinks his sister pussy juice aka Alabama white sauce

by Wetolow February 1, 2021

alabama traffic cone

When a couple, typically a male and female, get together for sexy time, but one whips out a massive orange traffic cone. Shoving the end into an ass gape, the partner with it in their ass will receive all the vomit, piss, shit, the one injecting it in will give. They proceed to shit it all out on their partner's ass.

Darrel: Say bud, you didn't see my traffic cone around here, did ya?
Darrel's Son: N-no dad...

Linda, Darrel's Wife: Honey you know he and his girl doin' the alabama traffic cone.

by Arch Ytpetay May 5, 2021

alabama hot pocket

latin: Theca defaecatus
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010