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Alabama Abracadabra

When a woman gets pregnant when there is really now way she "should" have been able to... ie, she was obviously cheating.

This seems like something that would happen more in Alabama than in other areas.
- When a woman's husband comes home from a year overseas to find his wife 6 months pregnant! That's the Alabaman Abracadabra!
- When a white woman with a white husband has a clearly black or latino child. AKA, The Jerry Springer...That's the Alabama Abracadabra!
by alabama_abracadabra March 12, 2011
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Alabama caesar salad

When a man receives analingus from a woman while performing a reverse tittyfuck.
Megan let me give her an Alabama caesar salad so I married her.
by KeepItAwkward October 8, 2015
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alabama arm cannon

The act of thrusting ones arm into a man or women's ass hole, once in the male/female pushes out explosive diarrhea which builds up and/or leaks out until the man or women pulls their fist out of the anus creating a blast of liquid shit.
"As Mark pulled his fist out Jordan's anal cavity liquid shit spewed all over Marks face, thus creating an Alabama arm cannon."
by FrozenSugarlumps December 18, 2013
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Alabama toe salad

Alabama toe salad is when you ejaculate in someone’s salad and then you mix it with their toes
Yo Tyrone im going to give your mom a Alabama toe salad
by Holy crusader January 3, 2021
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Alabama Wet Wipe

Noun

1. A wad of toilet paper that you have spit onto in an attempt to cleanse intimate areas after using the restroom necessitated by the unavailability (particularly in the deep south, e.g. Alabama) of legitimate baby wipes or wet wipes.
I was visiting friends that live in Alabama and after I dropped a deuce I was stunned to see that there were no wet wipes to use, so I was forced to improvise and make an Alabama Wet Wipe.
by Sweitzerman August 23, 2018
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Alabama Backwoods Assdangle

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.
"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."
by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011
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Alabama Sausage Wrap

When you proceed to have intercourse with your cousin, and you wrap your penis with a confederate flag rather than using a condom.
I pulled an Alabama Sausage Wrap on Susie the other day 'cause she don't believe in none of that safe sex bullshit.
by bushwhacker46 November 29, 2016
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