John: I slipped on a puddle of water when I walked into the kitchen
George: Sorry, me and Ashely made Wet Watermellons
George: Sorry, me and Ashely made Wet Watermellons
by The One Ginger September 11, 2011
From an unknown oriental martial arts discipline. The Wet Suzuki is an infamously difficult move that involves many strikes on the opponents bladder and kidneys causing them to piss themselves......
TO DEATH!
TO DEATH!
Hey mum, I'm not gonna make it home tonight. I got into a fight with a ninja , he wet suzuki'd me and I can't stop pissing.. i think i'm gonna die hey.
by Dirty Malone July 30, 2016
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by flying_spidereggs July 05, 2015
someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.
john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will
by JaCk Is ZeStY May 03, 2023
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