Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.
by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022
Get the The Slippery Shrekmug. The manliest man known to the human race, this hunk of a guy can make your wildest dreams come true while managing to star in 4 movies at the same time.
by yeehaw_5678 February 11, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. Ants will still be shrekking, after Armageddon….. giants look so awesome, folks are scared to Shrek ‘em, none the less I garunteeee , when ur in a shrekle, size ain’t worth a nickel, tears are pretty Shrek, turn ‘‘em to A trickle becha life im glad -im-SHREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
by Shrexygurl March 14, 2022
Get the Shrekkingmug. 
by savagery696910 July 13, 2016
Get the Shrekmug. Daddy shrek is kool
by Shrek lover 225 April 25, 2021
Get the Shrekmug. 