trynna pool

Trying to have sex with someone while she likes someone else

Yo Jake my nigga Antonia is trynna pool faith so just back off

by Ratchet Hoe September 24, 2016

Shirley around the pool

When a person swims majestically and proper around the pool while avoiding water to contact any part of their face.

(The "shirley-er") -"Let's go swimming! But I'm not getting my hair wet..."

(Random person) -"Oh, so are you going to shirley around the pool?"

by The Kawaii Gay Child April 19, 2018

Pool noodling

Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.

I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.

by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017

Poo 8 pool

Means you are both beautiful and a disappointment 💩🎱🏊 ♂️People use these emojis to describe the word

Joe you are such a poo 8 pool

Did u hear about Ella being a eight ball pool

by Bye looser September 30, 2020

human pool

RULE: Only REAL 100 MEN/w/100% potency-vs 1 VIRGIN women and with 1 egg AND HAS TAKEN FERTILITY PILLS FOR A YEAR...INSIDE ALL/EVERY HOLE ONLY, pummping even when blacking out BRAKEN DOWN EXTREAMLY DANGEROUS...then plug all holes;with cum nearly bursting, contiue with gimp suit all includes DANGROUS:eyes,ears,nose,ass,vigina, ALL FIIED TO BURSTING...LAST CRUCIAL STEP:TOSSED INTO POOL FILLED WITH PISS AND CUM; ADDING each day DAILY

btw CONSENT ABSULUTLY WARENTED

1women+100 guys=pool party for the egg and womb
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
... nice...

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human+pool="human pool"

by MasterOfMeatoilet January 13, 2024

Permission to Pool Shot

"Permission to pool shot" is what you ask before you go full reverse cowgirl on a dude taking a shit. When you thrust on him, you pool shot the shit out of his ass.

Eric: Honey, leave me alone. I'm pooping.
Marlena: No, permission to pool shot?
Eric: Granted!

by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023