National fuck a toaster day April 24

Fuck a toaster On April 24th

Stick your dick in a toaster for national “fuck a toaster day”

Wow I can’t wait to fuck a toaster on National fuck a toaster day April 24

by KnifePanther April 15, 2021

April 24 (National R@pe Day)

If you are willing to participate in the morbid day, I sincerely hope you seek help. National rape day is a disgusting day created by 6 boys in a group chat where they stated it was going to be "legal" to assault women. Although some claim it is only a joke, not everyone has the common sense to detect that, therefore some will take it seriously.

Investigate weaponry that is legal in your area and protect yourselves. If you will be going out or have plans for this day, please make sure to be accompanied by people who make you feel safe.
Stay safe everyone! <3

"Whoever started April 24 (National R@pe Day) should be ashamed of themselves"
"Yea, I already have my pepper spray and taser just in case"
"Great, everyone should be aware and stay safe"

by mirandaisabelle April 23, 2021

i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope

broke. what you and all your friends most likely are, espec. if you do have a lil ice-cream habit.

"so u wanna go to the movies?" "i can't babe, i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope"

by lauren September 1, 2003

you know whats funnier than 24?

from the show spongebob on the episode the new student starfish

me: tell me a joke

my friend: 24
me: you know whats funnier than 24?, 25 we both dies from dead laugh

by forzadude April 18, 2021

Feb 24: National penis inspection day

Send a pic of your willy to a friend, they’ll rate the cock, balls, and tip for you, and maybe even send you a pic of THEIR dick

It’s Feb 24: National penis inspection day, now let’s see that penis!

by Oldwisescrote February 24, 2022

April 24 aka "rape day" is fucking stupid

April 24 is just a normal day like every other day. It's just some stupid fantasy that some small dick men think of. Also many women and some men are horrified from this day because of some men or i say little boys.

But if you think April 24 aka rape day is real then think again stupid because no one is gonna touch you bitch. Also if you "like" this day you can go fuck yourself in jail dumbass. April 24 aka "rape day" is fucking stupid and is nothing!

by dumbass motherfuck February 6, 2023

1st Bruhthosians 10:24 "Bag Before Shag"

This is referring to chasing that bag, and making money, before worrying about sex and women.

Friend 1: "Bro, girls are so expensive, and nymphonic"

Friend 2: "Bro, just remember 1st Bruhthosians 10:24 "Bag Before Shag""

by d3ad0live September 26, 2021