sausage tea party spit roast

The act of screwing britain with germany in Hearts of Iron IV, by invading the north and the south simultaneously.

ISP: "If you go un Urban Dictionary and look up sausage tea party spit roast, this is what you'll see."

by TheSoschianGamer+ October 24, 2017

take the roast out of the oven

v. to administer a beat down, kick the crap out of someone, mess an individual up real bad, take someone on a tour of the world of pain.

'THAT'S IT!!' snarled nightshade. kicking open the door, she lunged at angirus and proceeded to take the roast out of the oven.

by purity September 17, 2003

U are trash lol roasted

The term most commonly heard from 1st graders and people on the Xbox like Micah.
Also used to describe Eli’s win percentage
A kid who is talking about himself while chewing on tidepods

Eli: lol you are trash Micah
Micah: just like your win percentage get it, it’s trash lol roasted.
Eli: Lol U are trash lol roasted

by NoobScrub February 19, 2019

roast beef and dick cheese sandwich

n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

Dude, Brandon and Shaquisha hooked up last night...they made a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

by BlackOutCrew January 17, 2008

Rodchester Roast Beef Sandwich

After you blow your load between a set of tits, you slap on a mustard covered piece of deli meat.

After blasting my thick load all over Audries double D tits I lightly tossed on a moldy piece of deli meat and spread on some of her moms finest homemade honey mustard. Capping off a well pernounced and high priced Rodchester Roast Beef Sandwich

by Boar Spinelli January 1, 2009

Reverse spit roast

Explosive diarrhoea and vomiting.
A spit roast is when things go into those orifices, so reverse is when things come out.

Person 1: I barely made it home before the food poisoning kicked in
Person 2: fuck, reverse spit roast in public is nightmare inducing

by LaLemon October 3, 2018

arby's roast beef chedder melt

when the female genitallia resembles an arby's roast beef chedder melt, from too much fornicating.

"man i was about to bang this chick and a i went down on her and her box looked like an 'arby's roast beef chedder melt' in an old catchers mit."

by zak2 July 15, 2006