Cracker upper

Someone who is sooo funny that they make you pee on yourself

Dude stop being a cracker upper!

Why?

I'm gonna pee myself!!!!

by Rayraymadden June 22, 2014

Cracker slam

White people orgy

"Yeah man, we went up to the cottage and had a big old cracker slam on the floor"

by Iamrequest June 1, 2016

Cracker Monkey

A cracker monkey is a white person that looks like an ape. They have the physical features of a cracker and the facial features of a Monkey.

Look at here is she black or is she white, she definitely isn't an albino. She looks like a Cracker Monkey.

by A FUCKING MEXICAN PP_IMMIGRANT May 3, 2019

cracker jack

the one and only best damn rapper from kentucky who’s been ab to drop this album “just a kid from kentucky” for like 3 damn years but he’s goated n shit stream 606 Flow

i coulda sworn i busted a nut listening to cracker jacks new music

by DropTheFuckinAlbum February 23, 2021

cracker box

cracker box is a derogatory reference to the vagina of a sleezy looking white trash female. So nasty and white trash that the idea of fucking her is gross. Any white trash girl, young or old.

Look at that skanky girl, that is one nasty cracker box.

by Jaemeni June 16, 2008

Cracker lover

A sellout who deserves to be beaten half to death and who embarasses everyone of her/his race because he/she fell in love with a nazi pig.

Latin guy1: Is that bitch really with that mother fucker.

Latin guy2: Yeah man, she's cracker lover.

by Sallas August 4, 2008

cracker boss

the one that holds the whip, bitch. he's like a Boss Nigger but for crackers. commonly found in the dirty south on the white guy's side of the tracks. definitely a confederate. known to stir up trouble with the black folk.

billy bob: hey bitches lets go get ripe georgia peaches if ya know what i mean.

cracker boss: im the fuckin cracker boss and i say when its time to get some peaches.

cracker boss: let's go get some peaches. i want that pussy.

by charlie peaches and cream king December 8, 2010