A bisexual

Someone who can say that they like both your mother and father.

Dude: Hey Bisexual how do you want to die?
A bisexual: In your mom.
Dude: That’s not funny, my mother is dead.
Bisexual: oh I’m sorry Dude.
Dude: It’s fine. But like, how do you really want to die?
Bisexual : In your dad.

by Jesus.com April 21, 2023

bisexual frog

This is the official mascot for all the bisexual people out there 💖💙💜

Aaron: Hey guess what?!
Ian: OMG! what happened?
Aaron: You know how I came out as bi, I turned it that I became a bisexual frog!
Ian: EEK!!!!!!!!!

by ✨mAteRial gUrllll✨ June 16, 2022

Bisexual

Someone who cannot sit straight

Person 1: that person is not sitting straight i think they're bisexual
Person 2: yeah totally

by fruity_bxtch September 26, 2021

bisexual

BISEXUALS ARE TOO POWERFUL COS WE CAN INSTILL SEXUAL FEAR IN ANYONE AND WE WILL.

That bisexual is so powerful.

by lilbisexualfan December 17, 2021

Bisexual

When someone is sexually (and possibly also romantically and/or emotionally) attracted to two genders, it doesn't have to be specifically guys and girls.

''No dude, I'm bi!''
''Ooh, that's where someone likes guys and girls right?''
''Typically yes, but I'm attracted to men and trans men, I feel more comfortable with identifying as ''bisexual''
''Cool dude, cool.''

by thewalkinggoogletab April 29, 2019

Bisexual

Bisexual means you like both genders, you like women and men. but that isn't wierd. as it's normal. some bisexual might even date both! well, Bi, poly that is.

"Hey who do you like?"
"IDK I LIKE A GUY AND A GIRL"
"That's so Bisexual my friend"

by ItzGachaUnknownU-U December 16, 2021

Bisexual

A blessing and a curse. People are hot okay-

Victor: "Fuck, he's cute. Fuck, she's cute too! Fuck, why is everyone cute!?"
Daniel: "Yup, you're bisexual."

by TheUltimateMothGod November 12, 2020