The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.
by kernvir March 25, 2019
Get the king of the ding dongsmug. Recruited by a wingman or wingwoman to hook up with a friend and then later rejected by said friend.
"Hey you gotta meet my friend!"
Friend: "Ah let's move on."
"Whoa dude you just got winged and dinged!"
Friend: "Ah let's move on."
"Whoa dude you just got winged and dinged!"
by Idle Andy December 7, 2018
Get the winged and dingedmug. by monkeygirl31 March 8, 2021
Get the sweet dogging ding finmug. by the millers leprechaun February 1, 2023
Get the DING DONG DING DONGmug. The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.
Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”
Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”
Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”
Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
Get the Steam a dingmug. by Poppy dick February 18, 2020
Get the Ding dongmug. 