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king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.
- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi
by kernvir March 25, 2019
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Ding Dong

Is Africa a country?
- Ding Dong mf
by Nexxxx March 29, 2022
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winged and dinged

Recruited by a wingman or wingwoman to hook up with a friend and then later rejected by said friend.
"Hey you gotta meet my friend!"
Friend: "Ah let's move on."
"Whoa dude you just got winged and dinged!"
by Idle Andy December 7, 2018
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DING DONG DING DONG

it’s simply DING DONG DING DONG it’s the can can it’s the most simple way to say the can can
on wow here comes the ding dong ding dong
by the millers leprechaun February 1, 2023
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Steam a ding

The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.
Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”

Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”

Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
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Ding dong

A ding song is a slang term for super dick AKA NOT YOURS
YOU HAVE A AWSOME DING DONG
by Poppy dick February 18, 2020
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