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I love you more than a dog loves people food

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...
Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!
by Youronetruelove May 10, 2007
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shaking hands with the governor of love

Tossing Off

From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking

From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)
I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text
by Tom P. Cock April 21, 2006
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a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"
"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"
by Anonymous December 12, 2006
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too fat for jesus to love

Used to point out to someone that they are being a hater to the extent that they look like an asshole.
Jen: "That Brittany is such a skank. Did you see the size of the sluttoo back there? I guess she needs all the advertising she can get."

Steph: "Jen, you are too fat for jesus to love."
by Peter Bilt July 22, 2008
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You Obviously Love Oreos

Random Dude 1: YOLO!!!! *about to jump off roof*
Random Dude 2: You Obviously Love Oreos!!!! *gives the guy a pack of Oreos*
Random Dude 1: WTF???
by Eminemdude297 November 4, 2014
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Suck My Sexy Love

What a vampire transvestite says in order to get someone to allow them to bite, then suck blood while performing oral sex.
Tranny Dracula: "Suck my sexy love?"

Sickly Old Man: "You youngsters with your new-fangled language!"

*Tranny Dracula then performs oral, in turn taking the last of the old mans blood, from his cock*

*Old Man dies*
by Ookeay July 15, 2009
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i love you prude

An 'I love you' prude is a person who never says 'I love you'
This is usually a person with commitment issues

Opposite of an 'I love you'slut
Jim: I love you
Carla: Ummm...
Jim: You're such an I love you prude!
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