White Knighting

When you are receiving a blumpkin from your serving wench and you unsheath your sword from her oral scabbard and tap her on her left and right cheeks before blowing your load all over her face, thereby bestowing your royal seed upon her and elevating her to the ignoble position of Lady of the Lieu.

While sitting on my throne and making a deposit into the Royal Privy a licentious lass doth performed fellatio upon my broad sword. Whence forth I unsheathed thy sword from her succulent scabbard, slapped it across both cheeks and White Knighting her with thy Royal Jelly, thus elevating her to the position of Lady of the Lieu.

by Spin Shady January 13, 2021

White Privilege

When your white co-worker says that they don't like Donald Trump because before his term of office they never had to think about politics.

My white privilege allows me to focus on the fun things in life like riding jet skis, listening to ACDC, and eating at Outback instead of worrying about being unfairly treated or killed by law enforcement.

by Don't Thread on Me January 13, 2021

c-white

Cocaine
(linked to the song of the same name by phuma)

I added some c-white to make an israeli joint

Baby girl, why you all up on me? we both know that the c-white makes us horny.

look I'm making c-white, all day all night.

by Chocy Milk January 15, 2021

Kaden J White

The coolest being on Earth. He is so cool, he gives of a cool vibe wherever he goes. He makes a room cooler just by walking in it.

Dude 1: Kaden J White is the coolest.

Dude 2: Bro, I know, this is the third time you've told me.

by The exister January 15, 2021

Ruairidh Farrow White

A Manchild who's penis has not grown since he left the only pussy he's been in

Person 1: Is that Ruairidh over there?
Person 2: I think it is!
Person 1: Fuck, run, his penis looks like a shrivelled turnip

I hate my life so much, I must be a Ruairidh Farrow White

by Sup Britknee January 22, 2021

White Privileger

Someone who occupies a place of privilege, but are resentfully unaware of it.

It’s no surprise that those White Privilegers who stormed the Capitol Building were nowhere to be found when it was time to clean up the mess.

by JimBen January 22, 2021

Flat white

When a white boy gets his ass beat and lays on the floor

If that boy don’t shut up I’ll make him a flat white

by Nightungale January 28, 2021