Dog Eyeing

The act of staring down a potential mate as if you were establishing yourself as the alpha to a k9 companion. Success in the act comes from perseverance... being the last to look away. If he or she looks away and looks back with a smile, go in and close the deal. If the target looks back strangely, consider smiling more next time.

I knew that girl wanted me to come over and share her lollipop because I was dog eyeing her and she smiled.

by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018

Benny The Dog

A Benny the dog is a fat rat type of creature. These are only found in Story Wilsons room. The Benny will be 400 pound overweight. Even though he may be very ugly and like to hump odd objects, he is a great pet!

Benny the dog you fat rat come eat some lard for dinner.

by storywilson123 June 8, 2018

dogs

A common NZ phrase used to indicate disdain. Another word for shitty.
Is also used to describe someone who is either selfish and/or usually does scummy things.

Hozza: "That girl Beth thinks I'm gay, she tryna hook me up with her faggot ass mates n' what not - might just send her a dick pic to clear things up"
Reg: "Ehh that's pretty dogs yo"

"We all wanted ellie in the band, so she was gonna be lead but then dave didn't like looking at her crimson looking horse face so he cut her out"
"Haha what a dogs cunt! True doe, she does have a long ass head"

by nutinthebutt June 9, 2018

Big Dog

To be a big dog is to embody what it means to be self-oblivious, to be unaware of the fact that you're the biggest meme of all time. A big dog can also be used at the tail end of an insult to boost it's credibility. Or, big dog can mean you're cool

What're you on, Big dog?

That's a nice Overbite, Big dog.

by BlvdWantsPaulson June 9, 2018

Dirty Dog

the resulting object of one ejaculating into a firm sock, eating it, then shitting it out.

Johnathan left a dirty dog in my pillowcase

by HavilMusic June 10, 2018

Dog Act

Aaron James Crispino.

Your a Dog Act, AKA Aaron Crispino.

by Morganlladdddllalad June 11, 2018

Little Dog Syndrome

When someone is agressive towards everyone else because they are small and feel the need to assert dominance since it is not already obvious.

Some guy ran into my car and knocked off my mirror, leaving a small scratch on his door. He got out of his car and started screaming at me. I think he had Little Dog Syndrome.

by O' Chungus February 25, 2023