get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010

getting back into someones life

communicatng or attempting to reach out to a person

getting back into someones life is similair to apologizing

by didicostine October 7, 2018

get even, or get even worse

Casino slang refers to a situation where a player has lost a significant amount of money playing slots and, instead of simply going home, decides that the better course of action is to go to the baccarat or blackjack table and wager the exact amount of their loss on a single hand. If the player wins, they "get even"; if they lose, they "get even worse." This concept was developed by the infamous Vegas Matt.

"Well, we just lost $12,000 in twenty minutes--the best thing to do is go play one $12,000 hand of baccarat to get even, or get even worse.'

by mr katz November 21, 2024

get slumped

get rekt, but less 2012

GET SLUMPED!
GET ABSOLUTELY SLUMPED!

by wowoitU January 18, 2019

get wet

WATER

1:imma go get wet
1c/hild:ayo wtafdyefm man
1: im going for a shower dirty-mided person
1c: o o k

by pseud0nym12470 December 15, 2023

Getting chased by crocodiles

The side to side movement of a drunk woman, much like the supposed method of escaping a crocodile on land.

After we closed the bar it looked like Janet was getting chased by crocodiles.

by weeknd@ocean June 10, 2011

get mario karted

Impediment from finishing an action right before the end.

He was about o nut and his girlfriend bit his dick. That's one hell of a way to get mario karted.

by anonlovesyou April 25, 2020