dirty friend

The act of going to the bathroom for the sole purpose of pooping, however, you are interupted by the desire to masturbate. Once masturbation is complete you decide to wipe your ass with the same rag that you have came in

I rush to the bathroom to poop, however, I was surprised to see that the dirty friend made an appearance.

by The Poop Man November 7, 2004

dirty dollar

A dollar that has shit on it and you use it ti tip a stripper or hooker.

The strip club bathroom ran out of tp so I had to use my last dollar. Therefore i tipped the stripper that gave me a lap dance the dirty dollar.

by Bob 77 October 21, 2008

Dirty Baldwin

Also known as the hot lunch.
his involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake

: Hence a "dirty baldwin" Simple really.
Mac: "Hey Soph, did you have a dirty baldwin today?" (He he he)

Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.

by loopyspanky October 19, 2008

Dirty Kelly

Dirty Kelly an alternative of a Subaru driver who ascertains as a loyal person whilst cheats on their wife after each shift at work

Girl; I think he’s finished
Friend; I bet $5 he’s out dirty kellying you
Girl; probably but he better come home clean

by Meow13211321 April 2, 2020

Dirty sharon

The act of filling a woman's vagina full of ketchup, then hate fucking out, creating the noise of a muddy puddle

"man that bitch is so filthy she asked me to give her a dirty Sharon...I've been cleaning ketchup off the ceiling for hours!

by Optimistic prime June 23, 2021

dirty bird

Slang term for a restaurant known as "Red Robin"

Where we goin to dinner? I was thinkin the dirty bird tonight

by pimpdahoes445544 March 18, 2010

Dirty Kami

Ones significant other defecates in the others anus.

She asked me to do a dirty kami on her and I was disgusted.

by Jonathan Z. October 20, 2006