Straw Dog

Straw Dogs were used in Ancient China for ceremonies and once said ceremonies ended, were thrown away after their purpose was fulfilled. So, a Straw Dog would be someone who only serves to be used and is then forgotten or discarded. Not to be confused with Straw Man

Person A: I am a terrible person
Person B: Wow! Can I help?
Person A: I really don't care.
(In this scenario, person B would be a straw dog as they are being used with complete disregard. They are a straw dog.)

by Fr*nce hater January 6, 2024

Dog

I a very tasty treat, mostly eaten by Asians when they have no more food, they throw the dog in the oven to make ramen. Can be eaten any time of the day, breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Dog taste good

-Hello honeeeeey how worked to daayee, oh it was good did you make the dog, I so hungry
-HEY DID YOU COOK THE DOG, what dog, oh that dog I already ate it, WHAT!?

by ass at fish market March 17, 2022

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Cats and dogs

Cats and dogs dont vote, work or hold offices, though one day people could advocate for them if they thought that was what cats and dogs really wanted to do. Cats and dogs dont take as many vacations as humans either, you'd almost think they dont have good lives. If you're the kind of person who thinks they should be freed from captivity, why would you own a cat or dog yourself? Animal control and groups that send animals somewhere like a kennel for adoption are not providing freedom for these animals, it's really the opposite.

Cats and dogs don't vote, work, or hold office. The point being that female cat or dog owners are no more the solution to humanity than are male pet owners. If they're human, they're the problem like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

head like a robber's dog

basically Joanne on a good day

that joanne has a head like a robber's dog, and that's on a good day

by hickdead November 18, 2025

Dog Mo

A big chubby woman who is heartless and greedy.

My auntie is a Dog Mo

by Zwapp December 15, 2018

Horn dog

When someone is consistently asking for nude and or inappropriate pictures usually on Snapchat. Most commonly boys aged 13-18 will be called a horn dog because of there constant demand for nude pictures

He is a horn dog, he asked me for nudes

by Nelly1345 July 1, 2018