National Teach your sons day

National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day

Hey it’s national teach your sons day! Time to remind my son how to respect women

by THaNoS jeevanos April 19, 2021

national tik tok day

this is a day where we celebrate tik toks birth

hey man its national TIK TOK day

what's that

its basically a day to celebrate TIK TOK

by some random black dude April 19, 2021

National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.

Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!

by die potato April 20, 2021

National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.

Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!

by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021

National Bunnies Day!

April 21 is the day to find a bunny,and have fun with it. Bunnies are underrated and so cute ❤️ If you have a bunny,spent time with it. When you’re doing your homework have your bunny next to you to comfort you. Happy National Bunnies Day!

Person: spends time with bunny
Person 2: why are you spending so much time with your bunny?
Person: it’s national bunnies day!

by I like Bunnies April 20, 2021

National Vimepia Day

April 22nd is the National Vimepia Day, a.k.a my gf. please be nice to her I love her so much.

Vimepia is a popular celebrity now

Me: Hey Vime guess what it is today <3

Vime: shut your non binary ass up im looking at Ruv images

Me: It's National Vimepia Day but ok.

by doombinary April 20, 2021

National nude day

National nude day is on the 20th of April. This is the day where you said nudes to people and you feel comfortable doing it. If a person sends you this you have to send nudes or any kind.

Oh it’s national nude day. Here you go

by Bob Bobby hi April 20, 2021