Butt

My butt hole is on fire I just took a massive shit
by PPooPOOBUTTHOLE November 23, 2021
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Butt Money

When you have so much money, it’s coming out of your butt. You spend butt money quick because, well, it came out of your butt so you want to get rid of it ASAP.
We’re taking a limo tonight because I have butt money.
by Mmmm Peanuts November 4, 2022
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butt hurt butter

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.
Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.
by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024
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butt pole

A large, 3-6cm wide pole used to be inserted into the anus for maximum penetration. Typically used with and or by a partner. The length of the pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity and is most commonly used by closeted straight men. You probably know many of these men.
John picked up a male hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.
by Likemadick July 7, 2023
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Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019
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Butt Nusters

"Sharon has massive butt nusters"
by Goblover February 3, 2025
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Butt talk

The action of separating and closing ones butt cheeks while talking. Giving the allusion that the butt is speaking.
Dude! Last night I made Barbara's butt talk!
by TheMagicTy February 28, 2016
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