asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"
by MercWidaMouth November 10, 2010
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Condom Heads

A group of friends who are related somehow and loves to talk shit to each other
"Yea, we are condom heads for life ,my brother from another mother!"
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Head Ass Shit

Dang you’re really smart, that’s some Head Ass Shit
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Dingle Head

HEY! BANANNA! YOU DINGLE HEAD! MY PHONE IS LOST! AND IT SMELLS LIKE FARTS
by Rap caca October 07, 2023
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dingle head

a word to describe someone named Maxton
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head with no screws

I got a head with no screws in it!!!!!!!
by Fraulo Swallow July 06, 2023
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Long head ginger

A long headed ginger

Referred to a person with a abnormally long head but has a long head meaning they have double no soul

Since that they have a long head they can double as a tennis racket

They are often aliens looking to steal souls

Also there dads would have probably left them while drinking Stella
Omg look at that long head ginger mist be Harrison Lowe
by By some g November 29, 2021
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