I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

Dog water

A PERSON WHO SEARCHES IT UP ITS LITREALLY IN THE NAME

the person who is reading this right now is dog water

by Dr.Hu November 26, 2021

ry-dog

This creature drop hellaciously powerful seeds on the golf course, driving the ball further than your eyes can see

Ry-dog is a proper player, he shoots deep

by Plopblob1 November 28, 2021

Dog Jaw

When someone gives such a sloppy blowjob it's like your dog licking peanut butter off your balls.

Man that bitch was drooling so crazy she had such a dog jaw..

by Ibuddhaaa November 29, 2021

Dog Shit

A term that perfectly describes a narcissistic person.

My ex is a narcissist, he's basically dog shit as a person

by Lolly Babcock November 30, 2021

dog ass

used when you have a yee yee ass haircut

used to insult a furry

person 1: bro shut yo dog ass up
furry with yee yee ass haircut: god dam

by Ubri_imadumbtoaster November 30, 2021

Scaredy Dog

Scaredy dog is basically Scaredy cat but instead of Cat , It's dog

Smh how the tables turned , Dogs gettin weaker

My cat shitted on the floor btw , very cool

My typa Scaredy Dog lmao

Oh damn , Adam is such a Scaredy Dog!

Lovy And Clara thinks Adam is a Scaredy Dog

Adam is cool btw and hes a cat

by afflesway_ December 1, 2021