gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023

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Cut off the crusts

Cutting off the crusts means, getting rid of the things you don't like in life or making a personal change to improve your life.

Cutting off the crusts of your sandwich because that's how you like it to improve it for you.

I don't like that tv show anymore
I'm gunna
"cut off the crusts"

Peter is so condescending, I'm gunna
"Cut off the crusts"

im not going to his party.

by BennyBum April 7, 2025

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off-topic-not-off-topic

like, not directly answering questions but still talking about them

Elijah loved the off-topic-not-off-topic discussion in class because it prevented any mind-numbing small-talk.

by Philbert's Chewing-Gum November 18, 2020

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snottin me off

means to ignore on purpose.

she was snottin me off when I was trying to talk to her.

by leelu January 7, 2013

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Teeing off

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.

I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight

by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022

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fell off the bandwidth

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.

Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.

by superaynumerouno December 23, 2009

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