National Clap Anyone Day

National Clap Anyone Day is on June 11th, on this day you can clap anyone without permission but if they are 14 or younger that is not allowed and you will be sent to prison.

Him: “Hey did you know its National Clap Anyone Day?” Her: “No” Him: “Ok bend over and be quiet”

by a guy named Aaron April 18, 2020

national weed day

we’re replacing rape day, and making it happy

rape day sucks, so weed day instead. national weed day is for all the stoners out there. it’s ok april 24th

by impowster April 19, 2021

national weed day

it’s a day for the stoners

april 24th is national weed day bitches

by April 19, 2021

National NON Rape Day

the day where we don’t make raping people a popular thing :)

April 24th is national NON rape day!

by nationalnonrapeday April 24, 2024

National Lilyah Maness Day

English: Nation Lilyah Maness Day is November 9th. This is the day we appreciate Lilyah and give her a nice gift for being such a good role model.

German: Der Tag der Nation Lilyah Maness ist der 9. November. Dies ist der Tag, an dem wir Lilyah schätzen und ihr ein schönes Geschenk machen, weil sie so ein gutes Vorbild ist.

Hey David, Today is National Lilyah Maness Day!

by Linda Menetti October 30, 2021

National Boyfriend’s Day

August 12th is National Boyfriend’s Day! Give your bf as much love as there is in the world and show your appreciation, especially by the end of the night 😉

Bf: Hey babe, why are you acting so loving today?
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride

by ijustwantlove2763 August 10, 2022

National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16

Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?

by Bigboyseb April 12, 2018