son-of-a-cock-sucking-whore

Someone with an extremely bad personality or attitude .

My Ex-husband is such a son-of-a-cock-sucking-whore!

by R2CUL8_1 March 28, 2015

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

International Cock Block Day

Every May 25th is International Cock Block Day

International Cock Block day is today that is why i was between u and your girl

by jokes1910 October 2, 2011

(T.C.B) Tactical cock-block

basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.

ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.

they do it.

she runs of screaming.

guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."

and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block

by tcb master September 20, 2011

Grand Master Cock Dragon

Not just a cock, but the Head of all Cocks and some assholes.

When it's not enough just to call someone a dick head.

When someone gets you so pissed off at them you can not logically think of a insult that fits them, then they become a Grand Master Cock Dragon.

Soup:Dude why do you keep jankin my kills?
Blackop: cause I guess I am a cock. I really don't give a damn man!
Soup: (Pissed off to no resolve) Fuck you you fuckin cock ass... You Fuckin fuck... Your uh... Uhh.... I don't know a Fuckin Grand Master Cock Dragon bastard!!!
Blackop:...... Thanks buddy.

by BlackOp August 27, 2009

Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt

A derroggiatory word used to describe someone that is hated or unliked. The words "Cock-Juggling" refer back to someone who people call gay. "Thunder-Cunt" is deriving from someone who people call a lesbian/slore.

He/she Juggles all the cocks around sucks them and than (she) gets her pussy licked and filled with so many one eyed squirrels that it starts to rumble.
That kid is such a CJTC (Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt)

by Little Gords July 24, 2006

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

A person who juggles cocks while at the same time being a thunder cunt

That bitch right there is a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by aeryk October 6, 2008