Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

butt-scrambler

A person who is willing, able and frequently scratching his, or acquaintance's butt.

This guy's hand is always in his pants, he's a total butt-scrambler

by seefor1 December 11, 2016

Butt babuuku naked

To be completely naked no socks

Pronounced Butt Ba-boo-ku naked

She called me to come over her crib & when I walked in She was butt babuuku naked -50Kjoyboy

by 50Kjoyboy March 4, 2024

Albino Butt Rag

The used waxing strips of a bleached asshole.

"Hey Johnny, throw out those Albino Butt Rags will ya?"

by BallsMcBig June 13, 2016

Butt Munch

One who is perpetually bitter or "munchy"

John is mad that Jamal stole his gurl; he's being a bit of a butt munch about it.

by 80sPopPunkPrincess December 16, 2016

Borderline Butt

Near the side of the gluts Maximus- Almost thigh territory, but not quite

"Sorry I poked your butt."
"That wasn't my butt- that was borderline butt"

by LeeMiMe March 14, 2012

butt crickets

an unknown sickness caused by giving babies cow milk

“great now my kids are gonna have butt crickets”

by skankbosslady September 13, 2021