could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it?

A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.

I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest

by redwings... December 12, 2008

National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day

The holiday that falls on March 3rd is: National Make Sweet Hot Love To The Other Person In The Hole Day

“You’re looking forward to March 3rd. Which is Fuckberg’s National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day.”

by BitchyDevon June 26, 2022

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one

a sharpner company

super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one

by LEGALISE_PIRACY March 7, 2022

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said

by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

by aq_ua March 29, 2021