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In this day all y’all single motherfuckers get a boy friend or girlfriend. You can also ask someone out and if they say no then it never happened but if they say yes then enjoy yourself.
“He you Look single wanna date?” “Today is Get a significant other Thursday!”
by Lincoln’s wack October 16, 2019
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get parked

When you spoon with the dick still in.
"Hey Amber, what did you do last night?"
"We totally just banged or whatever, then we decided to get parked and watch some Downton Abbey"
by Sarcelle December 2, 2018
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Get a life

When a person has nothing to wake up in the morning for, no real life friends, nothing exciting going on and no hope.
Ben is going to be spending his day and night gaming and chatting online again, he does this every single day without fail, he needs to get a life.
by Pablo890 October 26, 2022
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Get on your zoom

Actively work towards a desired goal. | Put effort into planning an event.
How do u expect it to work if you don't get on your zoom?
I been on my zoom. looking for discount flights rn!!
by neddsteroni November 24, 2023
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Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing
Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled
by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020
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