Dog

Woof woof a fluffy barking thing

The dog barked as his mum got raped

by What the flip flop December 20, 2024

Scoop the Dog

Verb: the action in which one is with another and scoops ones dog

Hey man, I was in bed with this girl last night and I totally scoop the dog!

by Theo Geisel July 23, 2019

The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.

The other day I told my mother-in-law to eat shit, she dared me to do the Virgin hot dog

by NastyLover May 20, 2020

Dogs

Different people think of dogs differently.

Socializing problems with white people and black people-

Black guy goes to white guys house-

Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?

White guy goes to black families house-

White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020

Grandma's Dog

When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.

For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."

Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."

by Zaphod99 August 16, 2011

love me, love my dog

if you love someone, you must accept everything about them, even their faults or weaknesses.

The old adage "love me, love my dog" perfectly encapsulates the idea that true love means accepting someone's entire package, flaws and all.

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

doodle dog

doodle dogging is the process of "finishing" in her mouth and doing it while shes on her period and her blood turning a different color.

guy: you wanna have sex with me?
girl: idk man im on my period
guy: cmon it will be fun
girl: ok..
guy: ok im gonna doodle dog you
girl: moans
guy: you blood is turning orange

by doodle dog November 8, 2022