Also known as "SBB", a stupid bitch baby is who that person was in the past except that person has to be a stupid ass child who was an annoying little shit. It's a good way to separate who you are now from who you were as a way to cope with your own past actions.
Dale: what would it be like if you met your own stupid bitch baby?
Eli: they'd probably be confused and say "whaaat?? There's only two genders! What do you mean 'non binary'?"
Dale: oof. That sucks
Eli: what about yours?
Dale: my SBB would probably be asking how the fuck I'm this constantly horny
Eli: jeez
Eli: they'd probably be confused and say "whaaat?? There's only two genders! What do you mean 'non binary'?"
Dale: oof. That sucks
Eli: what about yours?
Dale: my SBB would probably be asking how the fuck I'm this constantly horny
Eli: jeez
by AeronaTheFox February 6, 2021
Get the Stupid Bitch Babymug. by rose222 September 13, 2021
Get the Baby fishmug. by Weird Chicken Nugget April 18, 2023
Get the Black Baby Yodamug. A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).
Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"
Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
by toad pond September 23, 2025
Get the baby dictator conundrummug. When a Florida man breeds a Florida gator. A croc-a-baby has characteristics of not only being severely disabled, they have the body of a crocodile and are born supporting Trump.
Can you believe Florida man brought his croc-a-baby to the Inauguration?? Poor thing was crying serious crocodile tears...
by LordKibachi January 30, 2021
Get the Croc-A-Babymug. A treehouse made of baby bones, with an underground river of pineapple blueberry juice.
commonly found behind schools
commonly found behind schools
by clitlick October 11, 2023
Get the baby bone treehousemug. 