one and a wakey

A Canadian Forces term to describe how many days left until one’s deployment, leave, or promotion.

“Hey Warrant, how many more days until you are off on leave with your family?” “ One and a Wakey ma’am.”

by CameraQueen December 15, 2023

Air Force One Angel

Once being a set of noble men who made the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of their country. They do not fully die, though, and become something... more. In the wake of this transformation, they decide to wreak havoc on the one man who made them this way, President John D. Rockefeller. After this, their actions become somewhat of an enigma, hijacking the Air Force One for reasons beyond the understanding of people.

Johnny: Holy shit what's that thing in the Air Force One door?
Davis: It's the Air Force One Angel, Johnny.

by Howdy There Pardner! April 8, 2022

The beautful one

The one you want but won't get
Basically the last piece of cake you'll never get it

There probably the worst person ever

"Here come the beautful one"

by The lord of all lamas January 19, 2020

One for the road

1) One last drink before you head home.

2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.

3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.

2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"

Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".

by Britney Sparkles July 30, 2025

One-armed Drummer

Well-endowed man attracted to mature, but attractive, deaf women.

As a one-armed drummer, he loved to pick up at the local Applebees.

by Michael Hurd January 6, 2023

Reverse Two in one

A sexual position carried out buy inserting your testicles into a girls vagina then in turn jerking it on her belly button.

last night i gave a girl another set of ovaries , im telling ya man , the Reverse Two in one fucking hurts

by Haprat January 24, 2011

one way dildo

Another word for the forbidden dildo or poop

Bro come take a look at this one way dildo in the toilet. It's massive.

by Jeffrey fuckerson November 4, 2022