baby

A baby is a deluxe food item. If you were to eat a baby, you would have to be very rich and powerful. A baby is a food item that usually only be found at a restaurant chain known as "Hostpital", in a section called "The Newborn Nursery." Many people get takeout there, but for some odd reason, they may choose to raise the food as their own.

"I think I'm ready to ask Amy on a date."

"Where to?"

"Well, I'm not sure, but The Newborn Nursery in the Hospital sounds nice."

"Oh yeah, I heard they have a great baby sandwich there."

by annoyed grunt October 30, 2020

Baby Horror

Type of horror genre where the main character acts or is a baby.

Person 1: Have you seen that last scary movie?

Person 2: No, having Kane as the villain made the movie a Baby Horror

by Lossofgames May 28, 2022

baby beep

A short sexy girl named Candice sears

I love my baby beep

by Bob1970 May 3, 2018

Baby Mama

White ladies named Jennah who get knocked up and expect a wedding and family then get progressively crazy when they realize that’s not what’s happening so they continue to make your life miserable and stressful until you either give up and marry her or you just become miserable and stressed as intended or both

when your baby mama finally moves on and gets a boyfriend but now she’s being shady and causing baby mama drama on Easter.

by @dont@me@ April 13, 2020

Ayo Suzzy Baby Wanna Kiz

Ayo So Suzzy Suzzier Than Suz

Ayo Suzzy Baby Wanna Kiz

by 69420SuzzyGon February 14, 2022

Baby in the wings

When you have lots of potential love interests in your DM’s but you are in a relationship. These are the ones waiting for you to be single.

Jeremy you said you were going to work on yourself but you always have a baby in the wings !

by Heavy metal vixen July 10, 2023

Lick The Eat The Baby

When you are really weird and scream something useless in the middle of a target or a shoprite or a whole foods or any public thing at all. Like literally every time I go to a store someone does this xD

1: Lick The Eat The Baby
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, And everyone else in the store: WHO TF SAID LICK THE EAT THE BABY?!?!?

by PoopmanNineTy7Seven April 12, 2021