National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National Kadie Day

We appreciate Kadie because she’s so nice, smart, funny and kind. she’s also super hot.

boy: hey dude… do you know it’s national kadie day?
other boy: oh no i’ll go give her some flowers and appreciation now.

by urmumisminelolol January 30, 2022

National Bong Day

National bong day! Buy a bong, Build a bong, Smoke a bong. Save the date! April 26th

Today is national bong day! Bro let’s smoke.

by diabitch April 26, 2025

National-Braddahism

National-Braddahism is an Ideology in believing in Pigon Hawaiians should dominate all land on earth, with a independent nation

ho uncle i believe in National-Braddahism

by steavwgwggw May 31, 2024

National Makeout day

november 11th

Don’t just kiss someone make out

person one “its november 11th”
person two “guess you have to kiss me now because is national makeout day”

by kissmyprettyass November 8, 2019

National Message To Your Ex Day

National Message To Your Ex Day is on February 15th and is the day you can leave a message about your ex on any social media saying something positive or negative because

It is also the day after Valentines Day meaning love and relationships so why not the day after talk about your ex

On National Message To Your Ex Day I’m going to say what Lil Uzi said in his song Sideline Watching(Hold Up) my ex “ain’t got no respect, they break up with a text”

by I’m a YouTuber February 17, 2020

National show your friend a tit day

If you show your friend you will get new friends

Hey urban dictionary told me to tell you that it’s national show your friend a tit day

by TTVDrizzy September 14, 2022