Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.

Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023

whole head ass

a phrase used most likely used against someone acknowledging that they are an asshole

Boi you are a whole head ass

by avl.alexx December 16, 2017

Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

Re Head

Endearing pet name for lover, partner or spouse.

Usually female partner will use this pet name for her boyfriend, when she is being cute or wants something!

Can be shortened to just 're'.

"Re, will you make a cup of tea for me?"

"I love you, Mr. Re Head!"

by jules12 June 30, 2006

Gef Head

TO Suck Jeese off

I gave Gef HEad

by Geffffff Headd March 15, 2021

Wool headed stink monkey

Derogatory term for an African American with wool-like curly hair.

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”

by CoonCob May 30, 2023

Toasted Head

Getting head from someone who is vaping

“Hey dude nice vape”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”

by TheHeadToaster July 21, 2019