Porcelain doll sex

The act of positioning numerous porcelain dolls in sexual, absurd positions around someones house during a party. Often located in places that will be found long after the party is finished, like in freezers and showers. This act is done completely out of good fun, and just hoping to get a good laugh from other people.

Guy 1: The party was getting pretty boring, so we made some porcelain doll sex scenes around the house. But the homeowner got kind of pissed off.

guy 2: Hahaa sick, did u make sure you had photographic evidence of them for a good laugh later on?

by ILoveporcelaindollsex.com April 24, 2009

sex ed 2004

A group of teenagers bent on screwing around and having fun at the mall at people's expense

Sex ed are not biters we are urban performatist.

by Paul Marsh March 9, 2004

dyno tummy sex

Having intercourse with ones naval.

I needs to get a fatty so I can get me some dyno Tummy Sex.

by Pubu May 15, 2006

dog tail sex

when you take your dogs tail and put a condom on it and use it as a dildo

-oh man i had such a good time last night
-yeah, me too. i used my dildo
-i dont have a dildo but i improvised using dog tail sex
-niice

by ardnek March 5, 2005

melon cheese sex

If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.

i had some great melon cheese sex the other night, it was so moist and tasty afterwards.

by crazipaco February 6, 2009

Kinect Sex

When you and a partner are having sex via Microsoft's Xbox Kinect.

Person 1: Have you two had sex yet?

Person 2: No, but we had Kinect Sex.

by Tungsten_Plug March 7, 2011

manly nipple sex

A synonym for chest bump, usually used sarcastically or to dissuade another man.

Bob: "Woo go team YEAH! Get over here Dylan!"

Dylan: "Woo it's manly nipple sex time YEAH!"

Bob: "...Uh, that's cool Dylan, you can just stay over there."

by Tom from November 1, 2008