Vapour National

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by Crossinarital April 8, 2022

National Anal Check Up Day

November 6th

The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.

Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.

by heh3heh3heh3 November 4, 2019

National Send Nudes Day

National Send Nudes Day
On this day, males and females can send this pass to anyone and that person who receives this must send a nude of the other person's choice. You can only use this once and this card is only valid on the 10th of August.

Hey babe, it's National Send Nudes Day, can I have a nude or two

by Zzz12345 August 9, 2023

National Neil Roast Day

It's every day bro.

Hey guys! You'll never guess what day it is today!
Lemme guess it's National Neil Roast Day again?

by Oojiflip June 15, 2022

national izayah's day

okay so national izayah's day is on the 13th of april of every single year. why you may ask? well because my favorite person was born on this amazing day! they're so perfect and i love them so much! he deserves nothing but the world and so much more! we must protect them at all costs <3

no one:
still absolutely no one:
jiji: IT IS NATIONAL IZAYAH'S DAY SO EVERYONE TELL HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW! thank you <3

by blunthlder April 8, 2024

National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.

Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.

by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023

National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021